Childhood
favorites.
Adult
macros.

Treat yo’ self

Crispy rice
protein bars

Big Kid Protein Co.

Your favorite 1980's treats.
Now with 2026 macros.

We rented a DeLorean to go back in time to bring back the crispy, gooey treats you loved as a kid.

Now you can hit your protein goals like you used to hit the snack drawer.

Take me back

Burning Questions? We got you.

What exactly is a Big Kid treat?

A crispy rice protein treat with 25g of protein and the snack-time spirit you grew up with. Think after-school favorite, now old enough to pay rent.

What flavors can I get?

Salted Caramel, Coconut Cream, Cookies & Cream, and S’mores. Picking a favorite is like choosing the best song on your mixtape. Good luck.

How should I store them?

Keep them somewhere cool and dry. No fridge required. Preferably somewhere your roommate hasn’t discovered.

What's your favorite arcade game?

Pac-Man, no contest. We've fed enough quarters into that machine to rebuild it twice.

What's your favorite Saturday morning cartoon?

The one that came on right after the really good one, so we had an excuse to stay in pajamas another hour.

Mario or Sonic?

Mario. We said what we said. Sonic fans are still welcome at the snack table.

Boombox or Walkman?

Boombox for the beach, Walkman for the walk. There's a right tool for every snack break.

How did you pack in so much protein?

Slowly. Then all at once. We kept dialing the recipe until the treat you remember and the macros you want finally agreed to share the wrapper.